It's more of a buffet today...
from the book "Ants have sex in your beer"
Makes me chuckle every time!
I've been awarded "condescending waiter 2008" by Old Knudsen. I'm ever so proud, and my family are just delighted for me. It's taken years of sneering, pouting, pretending to be deaf, but finally it's paid off.
Old Knudsen said,
"To Manuel the waiter for his Blog 'Well Done Fillet' (among others) for being consistently funny when others would have failed and raising the standards for Northern Ireland Blogging. The most Condescending Waiter award of 2008 is yers."
[dabs tear from corner of eye]