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Manuel versus the Ebola virus*


what doesn't kill Manuel
makes Manuel stronger....

Friday lunchtime and I'm not feeling too good. I have been chundering all night and have a case of the "Eartha Kitts". Not good, not good at all. I had to go home, so I approached the Glorious Leader....

"I'm sick, gonna have to go home."

"Sick? What's wrong with you?"

"Ebola virus."

"Ebola virus? Ebola hemorrhagic fever is potentially lethal and encompasses a range of symptoms including vomiting, diarrhea, general body pain, internal and external bleeding, and fever. Mortality rates are generally high, ranging from 50% - 90%, with the cause of death usually due to hypovolemic shock or organ failure. And you have it, the Ebola Virus?"

"Yup, Ebola Virus. What else could take down a stone hard warrior like me? Has to be the Ebola Virus."

"Whatever. You think you will survive through the night for work tomorrow?"

"Yeah a bit of soup and I'll be right as rain. There's no Ebola Virus that can kill me."

"Get out."

"See you tomorrow."

First day off sick in years.

*may not have been the Ebola Virus